Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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