she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Please don't give away my fajitas
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