i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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