Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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