I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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