so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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