My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
