Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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