Non-Jews are for practice
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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