i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
please come you make the beer taste better
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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