Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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