He is such a slut. More and more my type.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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