What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
i need some magic done to my vagina
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
