Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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