ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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