He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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