Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
