I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
sex in a hospital.. check
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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