my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
When did angry sex become our thing?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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