SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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