oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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