Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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