So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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