At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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