Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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