You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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