I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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