Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I touched a dick in church today
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