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so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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