you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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