look no pants
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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