When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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