I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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