is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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