come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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