Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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