You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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