I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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