I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
