We won't sleep together?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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