Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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