Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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