I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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