Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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