no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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