He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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