i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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