I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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