we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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