covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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