you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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