Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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