I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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