why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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