birth control should be required to get into college
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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