And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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