the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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