also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
this will be a night to untag.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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