If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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